Why the heck would anyone WANT to be associated with the term Guido when Urban Dictionary clearly states a Guido's consists of a guy that wears tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear? I wondered this question for a while, but finally two reasons came to light- Peacocking and Retardation. Sorry to offend anyone, but most of the Guidos that act ridiculous and wear stupid clothes to stand out are not even close being smart. Granted, like with anything, there are exceptions to the rules, but for the most part they are just stupid and follow everyone else's style. Peacocking: Not that I have read the book "The Game", but most people are familiar with the concept of doing or dressing obnoxiously in order to draw attention. SO deep down, Guidos are wanna-be pimps, but yet they fail miserably. At least for all the normal, non-Guidettes out there that naturally aren't attracted to guys who wax their brows, wear tight shirts, and take more time to get ready than a woman does.