So what? Being Middle Eastern has a bad rap these days as most people know due to countless years of Middle Eastern terrorism. The stereotypes are obvious: Big noses, long beards, and head wraps. Middle Easterners especially feel this the hardest after 9/11.
What about Guidos? This website is dedicated to informing you on Guidos and if you're a regular reader you should know what a Guido looks like. For the newbies, Guidos have at least some if not all of the following: orange skin from fake tanning, spikey hair, the Daddy Yankee tapper cut, waxed eye brows, gold chains, wife beaters, skull caps, women's sunglasses, and shaved body parts.
One might think that you can combine these two stereotypes (Arabs and Guidos) to get Middle Eastern Guidos, but a lot of the characteristics are not complimentary. Could you imagine a Guido with a blowout wearing a head wrap? There would be no point.
Middle Eastern Guidos follow the same stereotypes as traditional Guidos, with the exception that they have darker skin, bigger noses, are shorter, have more facial hair (chin straps and go-tees), and are of Middle Eastern descent.
Are YOU a Middle Eastern Guido?