Where have all the Guidos gone?
Well, now that it’s the dead of Winter, all the Guidos seem to have disappeared, right? Wrong. If you are as observant about Guidos as we are, you would have noticed that Guidos may seem to be hibernating for the Winter. Rest assure, they are still out on the prowl. One theory for their seemingly lack of appearance could be directly related to the cold weather. The Northweast and other States that see snow also see similar effects with attractive people. Where do they all go in the Winter? Well, one theory is that they didn’t go anywhere, but rather they aren’t as attractive because they’re all bundled up. The same goes for Guidos.
What are the typical Guido/Guidette apparel styles? (See previous article on Guido apparel for more info). They wear tank tops, orange/tan skin, gold chains, skull caps, etc. These things don’t fly in the Winter, or at least you wouldn’t see them because they would be covered up by warmer clothes.
Again, as mentioned before, this site is not meant to just promote The Jersey Shore, but we can’t help to mention it since it has such a huge influence on our culture, especially Guido culture. What will be interesting to see is the fluctuation (most likely an increase) of Guidos in the Summer of 2010. If “The Situation” and “Snooki” are adored by so many Guidos and non-Guidos, we could only imagine how many new Guidos will come to fruition. I guess we’ll have to wait a couple months to find out.