"So many options, so little time" says the Guido down the street. That's what he said when I asked him what he was doing this weekend. I said, "What options? What time?" He said, "All the sales this weekend at the outlet mall in Secaucus." Wow. Ok. Hold on. Guidos? Outlet Malls? I thought they bought the new shit, not off the rack? At least they're being economical in "This Economy".
Anyway, it got me thinking about "Guido Fashion" and how distinct Guido fashion is and how it plays such a huge influence on what really makes a Guido. Face it, a Guido in khakis and a polo is only half a Guido.
The Women's Gucci or Knockoff Sunglasses
Very, very, very tight rhinestone/studded/embroidered jeans
The Cross Tattoo on those Steroid Biceps
And the gold chain cross
Optional Military Cap:
"Guidos...they're everywhere G."