As with any feature in the animal kingdom, including humans, there is an explanation or theory that attempts to explain why we are the way we are and do what we do based on evolution. Particularly survival of the fittest, or those that survive reproduce their genes that allowed them to survive. For example, people with little fat on their bodies in cold climates died out because they couldn't survive in the cold. Having a layer of fat when living in the cold was a survival technique. So, what is the evolutionary reason for reproduction of Guidos?
The first theory that comes to mind is that it is an anomaly. Simply said, Guidos haven't been around long enough to say that evolution has taken its toll. In order for evolutionary theories to be somewhat valid, you must research a species or feature that has gone through dozens if not hundreds of generations. As one reader wrote in, "Well douche bags, homos, a**holes, etc. have been around forever and Guidos have similar features, so why do all of these exist?" Well, 'we first have to start by thinking about what characteristics these groups of people have that allow them to survive. To be honest, on a basic survival level it seems that they know how to eat, drink, sleep, and wipe their own asses. What wipes out a species or feature in a species is a quality that is detrimental to their survival.
Where I have decided to challenge Darwin in his theory is that it is not survival of the fittest that allows a species to survive, but those species that reproduce. If the strongest species on the planet don't reproduce, they will die out. The moral of the story ladies and gentlemen: If you want Guidos to live on, keep reproducing with them; and continue to encourage their Guido behaviors, attitudes, hair style, and feminine upkeeping. If you don't want Guidos to continue surviving, stop reinforcing their machoman behaviors, manicures, and fake 'n' baking.
"Guidos...they're everywhere G."